36.Ex-Guru
One of those blond ladies
Had a certain hold on me
I went to all the seminars
By the airport in the Doubletree
I even let her use nephew's sea plane
In the Bahamas for free
But she means nothing to me now
I tell myself that everyday
Well, she means nothing to me now
I tell myself every single day
I'm quite convinced I escaped her sway
I burned all my clothes
With eucalyptus juice
Ripped out the floors
Aand painted all the platforms puce
Now went so far
As to sacrifice a second snake to Zeus
So she means nothing to me now
I tell myself that everyday
She means nothing to me now
I tell myself every single day
Still convinced I escaped her sway
But when she mopes in the moonlight
On her Mesa in March
Does she kick up a thunderstorm
When she thinks of my betrayal？
Well, she means nothing to me now
Well, she means nothing to me now
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